Geography today! Away to Leith we go on the Whyte mobile? OMG how much time in my schooling carreer have i still to spend in that bus! It is too much fun though.
This morning I got up and went to school in my wellies! Ha, It was soo funny the looks that I got were unbelievable, Especially the on that i recieved from Miss Louden! But it's all good, I explained about how I was going on a trip but hade came especially to chemistry first so as not to dissapoint. she seemed calmer after that. After a dose of Molar Volume I quickkly made my way round to the foyer to find Captain Whyte, Amyy & Ashley-Dee, they werent there yet so I just dumped my bags on Johny went to see Mr Durkin and by the time I got back everyone was there and ready to go. Me being me still hadn't filled in the medical form, So rushed it frantically whilst standing at the office, Ooops.
Once I was done my form we RAN, and when I say ran I mean ran, to the bus because it was bucketing with rain, dont know why I was disappointed, I do think I often forget that we are in the joyous place that is scotland. Once on the bus we set of to visit Leith! Me and amy read Cosmo! (124 amazing man facts) It was actually to funny for words! ONce we'd finished reading it I was some how roped into reading it out to Mrs Whyte! I was like CRINGE cos there was some shall we say explicit facts in there, many of which she laughed and agreed with! It was actually too funny for words!
-7. For every 35 lbs of fat a man puts on his penis becomes and inch shorter.
as you can imagine everyone was buckelt!
-10. In 2006, over 4000 men had there "moobs" removed
someone then shouts from the back "does that mean his penis grows back an inch?!"
BUCKELT
That one is like an all time classic (along with - "imagine im a paedeophile-" "-MISS are you trying to tell us something???")
Need to go finish typing later :)
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